Bad day..Or..Good Day

So dada went out this morning and came back to do his thing

then I herd sthom one comin da howth and stharted banging awound 

in da back woom and it sthcawed me and unda the bed I went 

When I finawy came back out 

I didn't sthee the purson an I notithed that the warm air that comeths out of the floor 

was warm and more. WOOHOO I goth more warm air.

Then dada told me my guwlfwend came buy

sthes a guwl that comeths buy to eat my food 

that mutha or dada puths out for hur 

and I didn't beweve him but he picked me up 

AND I STHAW HUR! 

she was lickin herthelf I had to go hide behind the bwinds 

stho she didn't sthee me wathing hur.